IMPLOSION by Carolyn V. Hamilton #Mystery #Humor #FreeKindleEbook #FreeEbook

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Time is running out.

With the pending implosion of the grand old Las Vegas hotel/casino, the Desert Palace, an eleven-year-old mystery of stolen money remains unsolved.

Newspaper reporter Nedra Dean feels the pressure to use every means she can to make this dramatic moment in Las Vegas history her biggest scoop, one she hopes will catapult her to big-time journalism at CNN.

Celebrity maitre d’ Eduardo only wants to reconcile his estranged family before his forced retirement.

Hotel/casino manager John Cusamano schemes to find the money and run away with the love of his life, his boss’s wife.

Elvis impersonator Hector Deatle and star showgirl Candy Bybee are also hot on the trail of the stolen millions.

No one seems to care that the money is rumored to be cursed—everyone who has touched it has died a horrible death. Now cocktail waitress Linda Mayo’s nine-year-old daughter—after secretly finding the money—suffers from a terminal, flesh-eating disease.

And somewhere within the walls of the Desert Palace is hidden that six million dollars, which owner “Crazy” Foxy Craig will do anything to find before the walls come tumbling down.

"A tense, meticulously-plotted story that will easily hook readers.” - The BookLife Prize

Learn Me Goodest by John Pearson @learnmegood

Free for a Limited Time, 7/4-6/20. Click Now on the Cover Photo. First there was Learn Me Good, the (sort of, kind of, mostly) true story about a first year teacher learning the ropes. Next came Learn Me Gooder, the story of an experienced teacher who should know better making first-year teacher mistakes. Now, as the third book in the series, Learn Me Goodest enshrines the series alongside beloved and revered trilogies like Star Wars, The Godfather, and Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

Jack Woodson, the engineer-turned-teacher (and future Dancing with the Stars champion), is back for another school year's worth of emails with his pal and former colleague, Fred Bommerson. Join Jack as he navigates the tricky maze of overly-distracted students, administrators with bullhorns, and a wife dealing with her own classroom situations.

Can he convince the class hypochondriac that the school is not crawling with Ebola? Will he live up to the expectations of the crotchety old man inhabiting the body of one of his students? Are there any special benefits to be received from the self-proclaimed "Mayor of Pizza Town" in his homeroom? With subject lines including, "Here Comes Money Boo Boo," "Snakes on an Inclined Plane," and "The Seven Habits of Highly Infectious People," Learn Me Goodest will have you laughing with each new chapter.

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The Dirty Parts of the Bible by Sam Torode @samtorode

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The Dirty Parts of the Bible is a humorous adventure across America during the Great Depression--a rollicking tale of love and liquor, preachers and prostitutes, trains and treasure.

The story begins in 1936 as 19-year-old Tobias is thumbing his way from Remus, Mich., to his uncle's farm in Glen Rose, Tex., to find a hidden bag of money, after his father, a Baptist pastor, drunkenly slams his car into the church and is removed from the parsonage.

CHRISTMAS, COCKTAILS AND A WICKED CRUSH by Joyce Denver @JoyceDenver1 ‏

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Chad's devotion to Vivienne after six months of dating is clear when he brings her home to meet his extended family and friends for their annual Christmas Eve party. All goes well until Vivienne lays eyes on Chad's brother Brad, and her hands on one of Grandma's special Christmas drinks. Nothing could have prepared Chad or his friends and family for the evening that lie ahead.
Curl up and enjoy Vivienne’s fermented charms, spiked with hilarious, cringe worthy moments as her alcohol fueled misconceptions lead to an unforgettable finale that turns this party on its head.
You might want to have a drink ready for yourself. Just don't offer one to Vivienne.

How to Make a Baby by Sadie Sumner @SumnerBurstyn

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An almost romantic novel about motherhood, marriage and making babies the modern way.

How far would you go to have a baby?
Monica has everything - a successful career and a stylish townhouse, a creative husband, a designer dog and a gay best friend – everything except a child. As she nears 40, baby fever hits her like the flu. Consumed by mommy ache and in a last attempt at motherhood Monica turns to deception, buys an egg, and hires Kavitha, a reluctant surrogate mother in India.
There, in the heat and ferment of Kolkata, Monica discovers nothing is what it seems when you try to make a baby the modern way. As her world falls apart, a new baby’s future hangs in the balance.


In the spirit of Big Little Lies and Eat Pray Love, How to Make a Baby is a modern family satire of romance, making babies and the complexities of motherhood.
If you’ve ever had baby fever or wondered about surrogacy or found motherhood, marriage and making babies more farce than romance, then How To Make a Baby is for you.


Find out today, just how far Monica will go in her quest to create the perfect family.

Carnage & Desire by Lola Kyle

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Ophelia Rosewood put the "O" in ordinary, until she's attacked by a wolf.

Stupid human bears the mark.

For decades, Reginald St. Croix has been searching for his reincarnated mate. Then he finally finds her... Too bad she's human.

World's shift as mates collide.

When Ophelia's mother is mudered, she vowed to find whomever was responsible and make them pay!

Will she follow through on her plan, even if it means killing the one person she believes she can trust?

A new world filled with carnage and desire leaves everything a bloody mess.

Addiction by Vivian K. Wood @VivianKWood

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4.7 Stars

It started innocently enough. Beautiful Harper gave Sean those eyes… those eyes that meant, yes, take me. But Harper didn’t know Sean’s secrets… She didn’t know that he liked it rough.

More than rough. He liked to dominate. To punish. To degrade. It was the only way that the black hole in his soul wouldn’t swallow him up.

He would push her a little too far, and she would run. They all ran, eventually.

But that’s not what happened... when he put his hands around her throat and squeezed, Harper moaned. When he told her to stay away, she didn’t listen, misbehaving until she got spanked. When he took out the handcuffs, there was excitement in her eyes, mixed with a little fear.

The doe-eyed redhead liked it. More than that, she wanted it. She said so, time and again.

That’s the thing about sexy strangers, though… you never know what they’re hiding. And Harper is carrying a burden so heavy that even Sean’s secrets pale in comparison.

Review of Slimy Underbelly (Dan Shamble Zombie P. I.) by Kevin J. Anderson @THEKJA

Summary: There's something fishy going on in the Unnatural Quarter. Bodies are floating face-down, the plumbing is backing up, and something smells rotten—even to a zombie detective like Dan Shamble. Diving into the slimy underbelly of a diabolical plot, Dan comes face-to-tentacles with an amphibious villain named Ah'Chulhu (to which the usual response is "Gesundheit!"). With his snap-happy gang of gator-guys—former pets flushed down the toilet—Ah'Chulhu wreaks havoc beneath the streets. While feuding weather wizards kick up storms and a gang of thieving lawn gnomes continues their reign of terror, Dan Shamble is running out of time—before the whole stinking city goes down the drain.…

Review: I came across this little gem while I was perusing the audio book collection at my local library. The name caught my eye and so I had to turn it over and read the summary and I was hooked. It has everything I enjoy; zombies, humor, crime and detectives. I have a 40 minute commute to work and I need entertainment. Anderson's book was exactly what I needed. I was laughing through out the story. The depth of curious and odd characters was just awesome. I was swapping cds as fast I as I could, eager to hear what happened next. And a lot does happen, three major stories are juggled with ease and happily come together to tie the whole book with a big bright happy bow. I have not read/listened to a book as funny as Slimy Underbelly. 
I must add that Phil Gigante read this book beautifully. Many can read a book out loud but Gigante performs and tells a story. He gives every character their own voice and identity. It made this book ever more enjoyable.  
I highly recommend picking this book up. It is extremely entertaining and immensely fun.

Captain's Day by Terry Ravenscroft @terryrazz

Captain's Day

Jan 3 and 4, 2013

At Sunnymere Golf Club meticulous plans put in place by club captain Henry Fridlington and his good lady wife Millicent ought to have guaranteed that his Captain's Day would be the best day of his life. However Henry has recently enforced a strict 'no swearing on the golf course' policy, a policy which has not gone down at all well with the membership - and a policy which is largely instrumental, along with more than a little help from Henry himself, in ensuring that far from being the best day in his life his Captain's Day turns into the very worst day of his life.

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Still Life With Brass Pole by Craig Machen @CraigWMachen

Still Life With Brass Pole

Craig is 16 when he returns from a drug-fueled visit with his dad in Miami to find his mom leaving town with her 23 year-old boyfriend. In the same moment, his dreams of settling down with his pregnant girlfriend are dashed when she is moved off to Texas by her parents. Left alone in small town Oklahoma, he embarks on a deranged, cross-country quest for a family of his own.

Still Life With Brass Pole is film and television writer Craig Machen's funny, debauched and heartfelt memoir about young love and coming of age in the titillation business. And how a roaring White Knight Complex, an eccentric comedy club owner, and a trio of unpredictable striptease artists conspire to help him achieve his aims.

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Bitch Hollywood by Jan Bryndza @JanBryndza

Bitch Hollywood (A laugh-out-loud jaw dropping comedy)

When handsome twenty-five year old Slovak Fillip wins the American Green Card Lottery, his dreams of being a Hollywood Costume Designer come a leap closer.
But Hollywood is a huge shock, moving from his down to earth comfortable life in London to the cut-throat world of Tinseltown.
Then a stroke of luck first meeting leads to a job with fading actress Veronica Madison - a movie star on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Soon Fillip is pulled into the dark and hilarious world she inhabits, surrounded by the famous (and infamous) residents of the Hollywood Hills.
Fillip faces a choice, to make his dream a reality should he become one of them; devious, manipulative, corrupt? Or will he choose happiness and return to the love of his life he left back home in London?
Bitch Hollywood is a jaw dropping, gut-busting comedy about the trials of life and love in the city where dreams are supposed to come true.

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Dreaming of an Undead Christmas by Dane Hatchell

Dreaming of an Undead Christmas

Christmas just wouldn't be the same without a zombie wandering the hall in the dead of night.

This year, you can wait for Santa by the fireplace curled up to two undead tales designed to fill you with more chills and thrills than ice filled underwear.

"The Last Noel" is an action packed extravaganza where Santa arrives and finds a small town engulfed in undead madness. It's not over once he leaves the town, as the plague of all plagues follows him to the North Pole. Elves, proton blasters, and androids clash as Christmas struggles to survive.

"It Just Doesn't Taste Like Christmas" begins as children are waiting for a visit from a Department store Santa. He brings more than 'Christmas cheer' to spread as the dead begin to walk on Christmas Eve. Those that survive take refuge in a remote family camp, where fate brings lost love ones together.

The combined stories total 12,500 words. Excerpts from Resurrection X: Zombie Evolution published by Post Mortem Press are included.
            
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The Million Dollar Dress by Heide Goody @HeideGoody

The Million Dollar Dress
5th, 6th & 7th December

In this modern-day Cinderella story, cutting edge technology gives Justine the body of a supermodel at the flick of a switch. She uses her new-found confidence and sex appeal to snare her ideal man. But hot on her heels are the police and the inventor. Can she avoid jail and humiliation? Can she keep hold of her ideal man once he discovers her secret? Most importantly of all, has she really found what she’s looking for?

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DUKE MANFIST AND THE GHERT PERMKERN by Phil Elmore @Phil_Elmore

DUKE MANFIST AND THE GHERT PERMKERN

ERMAHGERD, it's DUKE MANFIST! The world's manliest action hero punches his way through the pumpkin patch of your self-doubt, not to mention your inner longing for entertainment, in this Halloween-themed, meme-heavy miniseries.

Ride with Duke and his intrepid partner, Ken Goodspeed, as he faces off against a collection of serial killers accidentally created by the very genetic experiment that made Duke the man he is today. Reading this volume aloud may telekinetically start fires.

Don't say we didn't warn you...

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DUKE MANFIST: THANKSGIVING...WITH MY FIST! by Phil Elmore @Phil_Elmore

DUKE MANFIST: THANKSGIVING...WITH MY FIST!

What are you thankful for? If you're Duke Manfist, the world's manliest action hero, you're thankful for bacon, hot babes, and the opportunity to punch evil in the face wherever it may hide. Join Duke and his often-killed partner, Ken Goodspeed, as our hero punches his way through the nefarious schemes of his arch-nemesis, the Cursed Hand.

Duke's most fearsome enemy is plotting to take over North America in an elaborate scheme to distribute his own exercise videos to an unsuspecting populace. Can Duke and a series of ethnic stereotypes, er, partners, stop Redmond W. Terwilliger before it's too late? Prop turkey sold separately.

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Just Add Salt by Jinx Schwartz

Just Add Salt (Hetta Coffey Mystery Series (Book 2))

Hetta Coffey is a woman with a yacht, and she's not afraid to use it!

Hetta, a globe-trotting engineer with attitude, a penchant for trouble, and a yacht, is back, and this time she s steering us into hot Mexican waters.

Miffed that vacation plans with her chronically absent boyfriend Jenks Jenkins have gone awry, she accepts a job in Baja. So what if she and her friend Jan are spectacularly unqualified to take her yacht on a thousand mile cruise in the eastern Pacific Ocean in the middle of hurricane season? Hiring a handsome, if somewhat fishy captain for the trip might keep them off the rocks, but probably won t do the same for her future with Jenks. Meanwhile, a little eye candy on board can t be all bad.

Hetta s unmanageable independence impels her to tackle the very profitable, if environmentally and politically incorrect project south of the border. True to form, her irreverent nature and disregard for danger soon swamps her in a sea of inconvenient bodies, illegal aliens, a pesky whale, and a menacing Mexican machinator. And without her usual arsenal of firepower.

Set sail for Baja Mexico s Magdalena Bay as Hetta Coffey leads us once more into a morass of intrigue that will keep you laughing, breathless, and wanting more.

To quote Lord Byron, Hetta would "much rather sink beneath the shock than moulder piecemeal on the rock."

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The Adventures of Mrs Browning by Marcia Carrington @MarCarring

The Adventures of Mrs Browning

This is just one tale of a city...Mrs Browning is a widow who lives a peaceful life in New York City, but she harbours a secret which comes into play every Friday night...of every week...of every year! Best of all, though, is the fact that she wants only YOU to know her secret!

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Tastes Like Human by Christopher Lombardo and Noel Boivin @thesharkguys

Tastes Like Human: The Shark Guys' Book of Bitingly Funny Lists

Humor writers Noel Boivin and Chris Lombardo follow up their definitive compendium of drunken feats, The Man Who Scared a Shark to Death (Penguin, 2007), with Tastes Like Human: The Shark Guys' Book of Bitingly Funny Lists.

Here the authors, who one reviewer of their first book called "fast and funny with the facts, without the morality", present a completely new and unapologetically irreverent take on the list book genre.

Tastes Like Human answers questions people didn't even know they wanted answers to like: Who are the Top Horniest Cult Leaders of All Time? What are the Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Never Return Things? Which incidents qualify as the Top Acts of Karaoke-Related Violence?

All of that and much more, including etiquette tips on matters as diverse as how to use an ATM machine without seeming like a complete prick, a guide to conduct when meeting Queen Elizabeth, and fighting suggestions the next time your mouth makes an online payment for which there are insufficient funds in your credit account (ass, in keeping with the analogy) to pay for.

Chris and Noel, AKA, "The Shark Guys" are the creators of the popular humor site TheSharkGuys. Links from their site have appeared on dozens of popular websites including Mental Floss, Sports Illustrated, Cracked, IMDb, and FARK.

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Electric Times: Rumblings of the Working Class by Tim Coaty

Electric Times: Rumblings of the Working Class

“Electric Times: Rumblings of the Working Class” is a collection of articles that evoke emotions from page to page, pushing old and forgotten memories back into the minds of readers.


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The Adventure Tournament by Nicholas Andrews

The Adventure Tournament (The Adventurers)

This is the debut novel of Nicholas Andrews. The Adventure Tournament is a comedic fantasy, chock full of action, adventure, humor and heart.

With the kingdom of Bolognia under attack by independent forces of random malcontents, it's time to send out the army to deal with these troublemakers, right? No, first there's money to be made! Send out the adventurers, those rogues who wander the countryside in search of fame and treasure, and take up all the good seats at the local pubs. Then, organize brackets, stage it for the public's entertainment, offer a prize and call it The Adventure Tournament.

Remy Fairwyn is a ne'er-do-well academic who really wants to become an adventurer. When he hears of the tournament, he jumps at the opportunity, only to find himself out of the frying pan and in the fire. Add ingredients like corrupt organizations, professional wrestlers, narcoleptic thieves, drama kings and malfunctioning magical minutia, and his venture quickly becomes a recipe for disaster. Nevertheless, he blunders his way into being the captain of his own team. Now he can follow his dream, but still has to contend with obstacles such as tournament organizers whose motives may not be clean, an overbearing father holding him to academic pursuits, and his own nonsensical noggin, which is better suited for a pack mule than a dashing hero. Still, he's determined to become the biggest badass warrior to ever wield a large piece of wood.

As the competition heats up, Remy discovers that the tournament itself could be putting the kingdom in danger, and it's up to him to uncover the truth before destruction consumes all he holds dear.

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